Legitimate Family · Post-War Debrief

RANKED WAR 47774

Legitimate Remnants vs Raccoon Rumpus · Sat 22 Aug 15:00 → Sun 23 Aug 22:42 TCT
Legitimate Remnants
7,162
817 war hits · Gold I → Gold I
FINAL
Raccoon Rumpus
14,526
1,610 war hits · Gold → Gold II
Target line 7,360 · duration 31h 42m · no forfeit · Remnants finished 198 short of the line (97.3% of target) · consolation respect 3,289 + 1x Armor Cache, 1x Heavy Arms Cache, 1x Melee Cache, 1x Small Arms Cache
Remnant war hits
817
32 of 58 scored
Points per hit
8.77
Raccoons: 9.02
Assists logged
312
score zero, still work
Non-war hits
1,011
swung outside the war
Defends lost
1,944
91 won
Medical items burned
2,917
126 xanax

What the numbers say

The Raccoons won on distribution, not on muscle

Forty-four of their forty-five bodies put a hit on the board. Thirty-two of our fifty-eight did. Their top five carried 25% of their score; our top five carried 55%. Widen it to ten and the gap holds — 42% against 81%.

Our hits were not weaker. We scored 8.77 points per hit against their 9.02 — effectively level. They simply threw 793 more punches. This war was lost on participation, and nothing else in this report changes that.

43% of our swings on the war's own day went at somebody else

Sunday 23 August was 22h 42m of war and barely an hour of peace. Across that day the Remnants landed 481 ranked-war hits — and 356 attacks on targets outside the war. Not idle. Not asleep. Aimed somewhere else.

The energy was there. It was spent on the wrong roster. That is a briefing problem, not a willingness problem, and it is the cheapest thing on this page to fix.

The syrup is not a wall

NEXUS observed 655 separate hospital stays across the 42 Remnants under hourly watch. 235 of them — 36% — were self-administered Ipecac Syrup. More of our hospital time was self-inflicted than was inflicted by Raccoon Rumpus (201 stays).

Syrup parks you for well under an hour. It is a speed bump against a faction that hits around the clock, and every dose is a bar that never became a hit.

Their damage was spread as deliberately as their scoring

No single Raccoon dominated the wall. AyzCream leads the parking table at 22 confirmed stays, then a long flat tail — Bignus, Rohdry, Kaikcoup, big_Stod, Tom9427. They worked the bottom of our roster in shifts. 133 stays came in stealthed, attacker unnamed, so the true totals run higher than the named counts below.

Remnant roster all 58 · ranked by war score

MemberWar hitsWar score Pts/hitAssistsOutsideDef lostDef won XanaxMeds
1 oraNL100 134 884.36
6.6 11 3 — — 6 —
2 JonayonthespotL48 66 837.50
12.69 13 7 78 2 3 98
3 CrysiL92 82 803.25
9.8 9 6 37 18 4 74
4 GerardThe2ndL82 70 751.30
10.73 15 10 66 18 4 91
5 ihearttacosL65 75 634.82
8.46 8 2 41 5 4 85
6 HoneyKittyL35 41 452.84
11.04 13 19 77 — 5 98
7 FlashPigeonL56 57 435.59
7.64 11 18 50 1 4 77
8 ShadowWraith420L60 36 409.91
11.39 7 9 50 — 3 94
9 CharlottemiaL30 53 377.74
7.13 1 3 44 2 3 39
10 Mantis-TobogganL69 22 248.41
11.29 13 5 50 1 3 110
11 BoughL37 31 209.13
6.75 5 2 25 — 2 58
12 EvilFalconL22 25 151.14
6.05 2 2 15 2 2 26
13 Rorschach1200L20 17 141.61
8.33 13 23 38 — — 68
14 markaunitL30 17 130.32
7.67 1 2 19 1 1 35
15 Beastmode217L19 14 115.31
8.24 19 30 45 4 1 118
16 milkman0L22 11 87.19
7.93 11 57 49 — 3 78
17 RockBitmanL55 10 83.25
8.32 1 2 24 1 1 14
18 AganiginaganiL20 11 82.51
7.5 11 44 26 1 4 104
19 StayWeirdoL19 7 56.18
8.03 18 17 65 2 5 122
20 Lincoln_OsirisL19 8 54.15
6.77 4 34 23 1 4 61
21 sapssL17 5 45.36
9.07 2 15 49 1 5 77
22 StahleierL16 5 40.17
8.03 3 18 36 4 2 41
23 RagnawreckL17 3 23.06
7.69 2 12 20 1 3 79
24 FrostveilL52 4 21.79
5.45 1 2 14 2 — 14
25 GT21L22 3 16.00
5.33 7 81 47 1 3 71
26 CpatL19 2 14.22
7.11 13 73 76 4 4 103
27 QuacksalberL69 3 12.78
4.26 — 1 42 1 2 23
28 SukkubusL20 1 9.42
9.42 4 3 26 1 3 30
29 BENZO_007L16 1 9.40
9.4 — 1 40 — 2 84
30 gudmanzL18 1 9.08
9.08 2 — 26 1 1 11
31 AxuriaL19 1 8.29
8.29 2 4 32 — 1 39
32 ProooveL20 1 6.48
6.48 5 53 25 — 4 81
33 ColonelAnarchyL53 — 0.00
— — — 23 — 1 4
34 jmkees1L22 — 0.00
— — — 24 2 1 8
35 Ownage-L17 — 0.00
— 36 16 35 1 4 114
36 ivan_naviskiL18 — 0.00
— — — 36 — — 1
37 ChickletL19 — 0.00
— 1 19 22 — 2 22
38 AiimeL18 — 0.00
— 4 21 15 2 1 31
39 Jifd_blrL15 — 0.00
— — — 18 2 — 14
40 MonarchZL15 — 0.00
— — 70 36 1 4 27
41 RivalDrugDealerL17 — 0.00
— 8 28 6 1 3 77
42 BoogieABKL12 — 0.00
— — 13 44 1 — 9
43 NightmereL19 — 0.00
— 12 52 20 — 2 53
44 ARO66L16 — 0.00
— 12 47 34 — 4 107
45 LyftiL17 — 0.00
— — 6 35 — — 4
46 PolishmijajaL15 — 0.00
— — — 19 — — 6
47 Jiggy1L38 — 0.00
— — — 48 5 — —
48 fmlgrommelL15 — 0.00
— — — 19 — 2 12
49 dowzL15 — 0.00
— — — 41 — — —
50 krace24L15 — 0.00
— 2 2 30 — 1 3
51 King_HellL17 — 0.00
— 2 33 17 — — 17
52 OramiL17 — 0.00
— 3 81 21 — 4 95
53 BIGCHIEF05L16 — 0.00
— 4 17 37 — 3 94
54 levon543L16 — 0.00
— 1 15 27 — 1 48
55 Icer067L14 — 0.00
— — 16 24 — 1 45
56 VashDaStampedeL9 — 0.00
— — 7 23 — — 1
57 felixthemanL11 — 0.00
— — 6 22 1 — 14
58 CheefwighamL15 — 0.00
— — 4 13 — — 8
War hits and war score are the official ranked-war figures. Assists, outside hits, defends and consumables are 48-hour personal-stat deltas (22 Aug 00:00 → 24 Aug 00:00 TCT) — the tightest window Torn's stat log resolves.

Assists the unscored contribution

MemberAssistsWar hits
1Ownage-L1736—
2Beastmode217L191914
3StayWeirdoL19187
4GerardThe2ndL821570
5JonayonthespotL481366
6HoneyKittyL351341
7Mantis-TobogganL691322
8Rorschach1200L201317
9CpatL19132
10NightmereL1912—
11ARO66L1612—
12oraNL10011134
An assist scores nothing in a ranked war and still finishes a body. Ownage- logged 36 of them without a single scoring hit — the most undercounted shift in the war.

Who put us in hospital confirmed stays

AttackerStays
1AyzCreamRaccoon Rumpus22
2ELEKTRISHINoutside15
3BignusRaccoon Rumpus15
4RohdryRaccoon Rumpus14
5KaikcoupRaccoon Rumpus13
6big_StodRaccoon Rumpus13
7Tom9427Raccoon Rumpus11
8GnarlyGOATzRaccoon Rumpus10
95yzygyRaccoon Rumpus10
10SedatedKaOSRaccoon Rumpus9
11Dr-AtomsRaccoon Rumpus9
12LunaLightRaccoon Rumpus9
13Ducky74Raccoon Rumpus7
14Ric3_CrispsRaccoon Rumpus6
15ViduataRaccoon Rumpus6
ELEKTRISHIN is ours — the hired merc parking our bleeders out of reach. Counted here for completeness, not as a threat.

Hospital ledger 42 Remnants under hourly watch

MemberBy RaccoonsStealthedOutside SelfTotal
GT21L22 14 — — 10 24
Jiggy1L38 14 2 2 — 18
JonayonthespotL48 11 2 — 7 20
Rorschach1200L20 8 2 1 12 23
BoogieABKL12 8 9 — — 17
ihearttacosL65 7 1 2 7 17
Beastmode217L19 7 1 — 7 15
ivan_naviskiL18 7 4 3 1 15
MonarchZL15 7 — 3 4 14
milkman0L22 6 1 — 9 16
sapssL17 6 6 1 7 20
CpatL19 6 4 1 5 16
BENZO_007L16 6 3 4 4 17
dowzL15 6 8 — — 14
Lincoln_OsirisL19 5 1 1 7 14
SukkubusL20 5 3 4 2 14
gudmanzL18 5 1 4 5 15
ProooveL20 5 1 3 6 15
Ownage-L17 5 4 2 2 13
fmlgrommelL15 5 2 2 6 15
krace24L15 5 4 3 2 14
AganiginaganiL20 4 1 1 5 11
StahleierL16 4 3 2 9 18
ChickletL19 4 4 1 8 17
NightmereL19 4 3 1 11 19
ARO66L16 4 3 2 6 15
RagnawreckL17 3 1 2 14 20
AxuriaL19 3 5 — 9 17
Jifd_blrL15 3 3 1 8 15
LyftiL17 3 6 1 — 10
Icer067L14 3 2 4 7 16
felixthemanL11 3 7 1 3 14
StayWeirdoL19 2 5 2 7 16
AiimeL18 2 — 2 13 17
King_HellL17 2 4 1 12 19
OramiL17 2 3 2 9 16
BIGCHIEF05L16 2 3 3 6 14
VashDaStampedeL9 2 4 5 1 12
CheefwighamL15 2 3 1 3 9
levon543L16 1 6 1 4 12
RivalDrugDealerL17 — 2 2 10 14
PolishmijajaL15 — 6 2 — 8
Raccoon Rumpus stealthed, unnamed outside players self-inflicted  —  sixteen senior Remnants are absent from this table: NEXUS was not snapshotting them hourly during the war. Their scoring is complete in the roster above.

Raccoon Rumpus all 45 · what they brought

MemberWar hitsWar score Pts/hitOur stays
1 AngelBlueEyesL62 41 840.24
20.49 1
2 RohdryL24 82 747.44
9.12 14
3 Broch1000L53 61 708.10
11.61 1
4 GnarlyGOATzL20 52 677.45
13.03 10
5 Tom9427L17 32 613.45
19.17 11
6 SpamOPL64 51 593.95
11.65 —
7 TornKornL39 43 503.89
11.72 1
8 achieveddropL49 48 502.56
10.47 1
9 KaikcoupL25 53 487.18
9.19 13
10 GreenDragon89L75 52 482.33
9.28 1
11 AyzCreamL29 75 469.24
6.26 22
12 SedatedKaOSL23 63 447.74
7.11 9
13 Dr-AtomsL22 66 435.47
6.6 9
14 DeGringoL80 32 418.97
13.09 —
15 BeardedL63 50 418.16
8.36 2
16 Ducky74L32 54 414.26
7.67 7
17 SuperdartsL44 44 382.22
8.69 5
18 gryphnriderL40 58 361.11
6.23 4
19 ViduataL25 52 357.03
6.87 6
20 BignusL23 54 351.75
6.51 15
21 409GamingL50 34 342.86
10.08 2
22 EldrewdenL55 35 330.16
9.43 5
23 MoarreddL73 36 322.59
8.96 2
24 LunaLightL34 52 303.38
5.83 9
25 -AZ-L73 44 277.11
6.3 4
26 pepsihivemindL77 20 273.92
13.7 —
27 -SZN-L39 31 258.64
8.34 4
28 5yzygyL21 37 241.10
6.52 10
29 big_StodL26 39 239.08
6.13 13
30 Ric3_CrispsL17 27 235.36
8.72 6
31 TangoJordanL74 16 227.01
14.19 —
32 BoomtingL76 16 215.30
13.46 1
33 OtharL61 28 169.06
6.04 —
34 TheonlyGeorgL28 19 162.52
8.55 6
35 TheBigDGL29 25 145.86
5.83 1
36 PierssaL81 7 108.87
15.55 —
37 Orion103L39 24 105.81
4.41 1
38 DemonDawg63L56 15 88.74
5.92 2
39 octtL33 16 87.34
5.46 1
40 Co-kaneL60 13 84.74
6.52 —
41 AhnyahL27 9 68.55
7.62 —
42 GrincheL65 1 11.74
11.74 1
43 vnksL20 2 8.64
4.32 —
44 ImastormL29 1 5.21
5.21 1
45 Deadfight22L23 — 0.00
— —
"Our stays" counts confirmed hospital stays that attacker put on the 42 watched Remnants. Their stealthed hits are not attributable and are excluded.

Method

War hits and war score — Torn API v2 /faction/47774/rankedwarreport. Official, per member, both factions. Nothing on this page overrides it.
Assists, outside hits, defends, consumables — /user/<id>/personalstats day-boundary deltas, end of 21 Aug to end of 23 Aug TCT. Torn writes personal stats once a day, so 48 hours is the tightest window that fully contains a 31h 42m war. It carries 15 hours of peacetime before the bell and 1h18m after it — treat "outside hits" over the full window as an upper bound. The war-day figure quoted in the findings uses the 23 August boundary alone, which is 22h 42m war and 1h18m peace.
Validation — the ranked-war-hit delta reproduced the official report exactly for 57 of 58 members. The single exception is Bough, whose ranked-war-hit counter did not write a record for 23 August; his 31 hits are taken from the official report and his attack total corrected accordingly.
Hospital attribution — NEXUS hourly player snapshots, 655 distinct stays keyed by release time. Hourly sampling misses stays shorter than the gap, so these are confirmed minimums, not a census. The census figure is "defends lost" in the roster table: 1,944 across the roster.
Raid hits (44 in window) are excluded from both war hits and outside hits.

NEXUS · RANKED WAR 47774 · CLOSED Sun 23 Aug 22:42 TCT · RECORD FROZEN